Daily A Joke -- Wedding Gifts For Tiger Woods

Daily A Joke -- Wedding Gifts For Tiger Woods

Do you know what are the gifts Tiger Woods' rivals could give him as the wedding gifts:

From Ernie Els: 30 more minutes of daylight.

From John Daly: A good, stiff drink and the number of a divorce attorney.

From Kevin Costner: The early bird special at Hair Club for Men.

From Michelle Wie: Advice on dealing with fame.

From Earl Woods: An autographed copy of "Training a Tiger."

From Michael Jordan: Pebble Beach. Every last pebble of it.

From Jack Nicklaus: An early retirement plan.

From Phil Mickelson: Superior equipment, because Tiger will know how to win majors with it.

From Fuzzy Zoeller: Any type of food Tiger wants at the reception.

From President George W. Bush: A commendation for importing something better than lutefisk from Sweden.

From Nike founder Phil Knight: China. Not the dinnerware, the country.

From Annika Sorenstam: Nothing, because Tiger already has Sweden's greatest gift.

From Charles Howell III: Something to replace those boring red shirts on Sunday ... let's see, some tight, pastel pants ... and some tight, pastel shirts ... mmm-hmm, tight and pastel, that should do the trick.

From Jesper Parnevik: A nanny.

From Vijay Singh: Money.

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