Daily A Joke -- Englishman & Scotsman

Daily A Joke -- Englishman & Scotsman

There was this Englishman and this Scotsman who were preparing to shoot a round of golf on the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews.

The Sassenach, a bow-legged squire from the Dales, stood near the tee while the Scot made a few practice swings.

Then the bow legs proved too much for the Scot and obeying a mischievous urge, he sent the ball whistling between them.

"I say, old chap," the Englishman's tone was indignant, "that isn't cricket."

"No 'tis not," grinned the highlander, "it's good croquet, thought."

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